None + one = one!

So Fozzy took off last week for a couple of days down the South Coast. It appears that this couple of days has turned into a pivotal moment in our 'relationship'. Our break up!

After not hearing from him for 4 days...and truth be told having had a couple of vinos...I decided to text him. He had after all promised me a massage at our next rendezvous. His response was the news that he had decided to stay down South for a week. Thanks for the tip Fozzy! One week is up today. He hasn't made any attempt to contact me unprompted in that time. Given our lack of compatibility and his unpredictable behavior, I have officially decided that the writing is on the wall. A/ he is just not that into me B/ it is time to move on.

Saturday night I put my best flat shoes on and headed up to the taxi rank bound for Shortys. On route, I detoured into the local pub having received a text from a friend saying she was inside. This detour is shaping up to be a defining moment!

I said my quick hello, catching eyes with one of her boyfriends mates. Uh-oh. In that one short glance my date with Shorty lost all its luster.

Dragged myself away, had to after all Shorty was preparing a 3 course meal! Once at his apartment, I did my best to focus on the date at hand. And I really did relax and begin to enjoy myself. The flat shoes worked a treat.

Until of course I got a text from the boy at the pub. My head was spinning as I snack back a reply and again attempted to refocus.

It was a lovely dinner. We even pashed at the end of the night. Overall he is great. And overall I am still not very interested. And particularly weirded out by the text once in bed that said 'your kiss lingers on my lips, it feels nice'. What the?

This week has been characterized to date by the slowly forming possibility that I am about to date someone I didn't meet online. What are the odds?!

He friend requested me on Monday on Facebook. He sent me a rather long email yesterday. Today we have locked in a date (not till next week though).

So, let's call him the definer. And, lets hope he goes on to define more than the demise of me dating Shorty!

xxxoooxxx