The Egg theory

Years ago, a friend and I came up with the egg theory. Our theory, you get given 12 eggs in life...and you should never put them all in the one basket. With every egg you see, you are giving out a little piece of your heart. In essence, for you to be truly happy and even well adjusted you should always keep a couple just for yourself. I'm sure you can relate, you know those types that fall hook line and sinker give all their eggs away....only to have them cracked raw put in blender and then be forced to drink them.

So even when you get married, I'm all for giving your partner up to 10 eggs, but not more.

We used to have a lot of fun giving out eggs. And get really quite depressed when we felt we were sitting on the full dozen - ie no prospects. The good thing with the eggs is they can change week to week, anything goes, just important to keep a couple that's all.

I need to remind myself of the egg theory right now. After meeting Macka there's part of me wanting to start loading up mass eggs for dispatch. I am seriously having to rein myself in. Ridiculous really, he's just a man.

What's worse though is that Macka is having a purple patch. Over the past 24 hours, I have watched his profile rise up the charts. He is now in the top 10 most 'hit' profiles on the site. What does this mean? Only that he is getting sent kisses left right and center.

This is the problem with meeting a bloke who is new to the site (only been on 1 week). Right now he is no doubt loving the attention and probably not wanting to give this up in any hurry. Where as if he was an old hat at it (like me) he would realize it ain't all it's cracked egg to be.

Back to my eggs. This is how they fall...

1 egg for Irish
4 eggs for Makca
1 egg for Mr Intellect (I mentioned him a couple of days ago, our emails have progressed, am actually a little intimidated by the sound of him though!)
1 egg to be shared by all those on my list of potential visions who aren't looking back at me (can't forget about them!)
5 eggs for me

xxxoooxxx